Great Moments in Facebook History: December 9, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media.  Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, December 9th, 2015:

• No one answers their phones anymore... If I ever get arrested, I don't want a damn phone call, I want a facebook posting.
• You can tell a lot about a person by what they're willing to do during conjugal visits.
• I don't like to make plans too far in advance because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
• If you watch Cinderella backwards its about a woman who learns her place.
• Why did the semen cross the road ? Cause I wore the wrong socks today ...

(Found on TJ'sHome)