Great Moments in Facebook History: December 7, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, December 7th, 2015:

The awkward silence that grows between the waiter & myself as he waits for my "when" signal on the Parmesan cheese.
Whenever someone says they have "a thing" for me, I secretly hope it's a pony.
When I was a kid, We were so poor the floor wasn't even lava,,, it was just kinda warm
I'm starting to doubt that all of the people in this singing group are called Carol.
Don't forget to wear your best clothes to church because Jesus was all about one-upping your neighbour with fancier duds.