Great Moments in Facebook History: February 23, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, February 23rd, 2015:

Naming your micro-brewery is the new naming your band.
If the Government needs to hide top secret information the safest place would be after the skip in 5 seconds ads.
Washingtonis on the $1 bill because he was the 1st president. Ben Franklin is on the $100 because he was a baller that went to sex parties
Is there internet after death, and in that sleep, what memes may come?
Screaming out “Boom pregnant” during sex is never as funny as you think it will be.