Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, February 28th, 2014:

  • Are you always that ugly or were you about to sneeze?
  • I'm in a long distance relationship. My girlfriend's in the future.
  • I think some people need to donate their blood, all of it.
  • Let me drink about it and get back to you.
  • When a guy says he "just wants to be friends" he means with your vagina.
  • I see the Seven Deadly Sins as more of a To-Do list.
  • I wear Crocs because the last thing I need is bitches all over this in public.
  • I want someone to look at me the way I look at the waiter when he brings my meal.
  • If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)