Great Moments in Facebook History: February 28, 2014
Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, February 28th, 2014:
- Are you always that ugly or were you about to sneeze?
- I’m in a long distance relationship. My girlfriend’s in the future.
- I think some people need to donate their blood, all of it.
- Let me drink about it and get back to you.
- When a guy says he “just wants to be friends” he means with your vagina.
- I see the Seven Deadly Sins as more of a To-Do list.
- I wear Crocs because the last thing I need is bitches all over this in public.
- I want someone to look at me the way I look at the waiter when he brings my meal.
- If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.