Great Moments in Facebook History: February 4, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, February 4th, 2015:

I'd walk barefoot across an ocean of Legos for you.
How many Weight Watcher points are in an entire bottle of wine?
If you were any more of a bitch, you’d have puppies.
Did a cartwheel the other day thinking it was like riding a bike. It’s not.
Whole Foods before a snowstorm is upper middle class Thunder Dome.
AMERICAN SNIPER is, without a doubt, the most violent entry in the AMERICAN PIE series
I hope Pete Carroll is prepared for at least a year's worth of people randomly throwing items to him instead of easily handing them over.