Great Moments in Facebook History: February 6, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, February 6th, 2015:

Turtle: I'm the slowest. Snail: No, me. Internet Explorer: Bitch, please
Why would I dance like nobody's watching? People need to see this
ERYBODY IN DA CLUB ON THEIR IPHONE
I want to act out one of the fantasy scenes from 50 shades of grey… like when she got a job right after college
Axe Body Spray is the smell of a bad Tinder date
If offering people gum is cooking, then yes, I cook
If you’re confident enough, every zoo is a petting zoo
Is there an app to delete your number out of other people’s phones yet