Great Moments in Facebook History: January 13th, 2014

The BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, January 13th 2014:

• If you put a fogged window or mirror in front of a man he will draw a penis. It's science.
• Just how hairy was the dude who invented a shampoo called Head & Shoulders?
• Think about what last call would look like if Walmart had a bar
• Avoid office small talk by maintaining that facial expression between first sneeze and second sneeze
• I'd go to the gym but I'm still tinkering with the ultimate workout playlist I started three years ago.
• Orgy was going well until I realized it was an intervention
• How much whiskey goes into cookies? I'm new to this whole baking thing.

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)