Great Moments in Facebook History: January 15th, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, January 15th, 2014:

Ah, the generational gap widens. I was asked by a young adult to help him find the "Pound" key on his phone. When I showed him, his response was, "Isn't that called a 'Hash tag'?"
“QVC… I’m being forced to watch QVC. I want to kill myself.”“You could do it with a fantastic kitchen knife set, only $14.95! For that low, low price, you would have a choice of over 12 different blades to slice open any artery you wanted. With serratedANDsmooth edged knives, you’ll have the time of your life, ending it!!”
It's not the torch she carries for me that has me worried, it's the gas can in her other hand.
I’m an organ donor, but I’m pretty sure all they’re going to use is my liver for “after” photos.
It's amazing how the lowly potato gives us potato chips, french fries, and vodka. Get your [crap] together, every other vegetable.
One time I snuck a whole rotisserie chicken into a movie, cause candy is for amateurs.
Just put on a jacket I last wore at a wedding in 2001 and found a Nokia 3210 in the pocket. It still has 2 bars of battery left.

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