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Great Moments in Facebook History: January 17th, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History from today, Friday, January 17th, 2014:

  • Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” is a swear word.
  • When you can’t find your phone because you left it some place stupid, like in your car, or in your non-dominant hand…
  • I like my relationships like I like my eggs: over easy.
  • Eight-and-a-half minutes of oral.  God, just, blech, that can be enough – I re-read this and realised I didn’t specify English Oral, and it sounds seedy…
  • Today, my mom was telling me a sad story in Spanish.  Not understanding Spanish very well, I thought she was telling a funny story so I pretended to laugh very hard.  She now thinks she dropped me on my head.
  • “Boyfriend shopping!” – “Shopping for a boyfriend?” – “Yup lol” – “Any luck?” – “Nah got a new knife though.”
  • Would like to announce my ex wife is still a poisonous harpy with a personality as false as her boobs.  Even the very grass she walks on withers and dies beneath her feet.  Good morning & happy Tuesday :)
  • That’s not Chapstick in my front pocket…

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