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Great Moments in Facebook History: January 31st, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, January 31st, 2014:

  • “…has been convinced all these years that Spongebob Squarepants is cheese… it seems I am mistaken.”
  • It never snowed in the South when Bush was President. Thanks Obama.
  • I’m too smart to fall for those get rich quick gimmicks like “working” and “saving money.”
  • As funny as it might be, It’s never polite to yell “Tuba Lesson!” Before farting.
  • I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
  • At this point I’m guessing the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they completely lost their minds

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)

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