Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, June 16th, 2014:

  • If running on a treadmill was the only way to recharge our phones Americans would be the healthiest people on the planet.
  • Coworker: What did you do this weekend? Me: Dug holes in the woods. And that is how you get people to shut up.
  • "I don't know why people dislike jury duty. I think being able to play god with others' lives sounds fun!" - How I got out of jury duty
  • Father's Day prank: leave your dad to get a pack of cigarettes
  • Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries".
  • Damn girl are you a Prius because you're giving me no sounds or indications that you're turned on right now