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Great Moments in Facebook History: June 18, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, June 18th, 2014:

  • My car doesn’t have a passenger airbag but don’t worry, if we get in an accident all the McDonalds napkins in the glove box will cushion you.
  • Hey dude who flipped me off in the Subway parking lot for honking at you, you left your dinner on top of your car.
  • My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn’t like it when I use other toothpastes.
  • I arrived late to work today. Boss Yells “You should of been here at 8:00!” I reply: “Why? what happened at 8:00?” apparently…….. that was not the answer he was looking for.
  • Wow.  You’re the type of guy I’d make a sandwich for.
  • Facebook needs a button that’s the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves.
  • If people talked to everyone the same way they talk to their pets, there would be a lot of confusion over who’s handsome.

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)

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