Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, June 25th, 2014:

  • Password so strong it can say goodbye and never look back
  • Don't getTOOdown on dudes for sending D pics. There was a rumor it worked once and, as a group, we have zero other good ideas.
  • I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can. – says every Spider
  • Hell is a never-ending Instagram account of a girl who just got a new boyfriend.
  • Boss: Are you on drugs? Me: You and I both know I don't make enough money to have a drug problem
  • Oh hi, Becky who didn’t kiss me during spin the bottle in 6th grade and now wants to play Farmville… looks like the tables have turned…
  • I wish we could donate body fat to those in need.
  • This hangover feels like Quentin Tarantino directed it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)