Great Moments in Facebook History: June 25, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, June 25th, 2014:

• Password so strong it can say goodbye and never look back
• Don't getTOOdown on dudes for sending D pics. There was a rumor it worked once and, as a group, we have zero other good ideas.
• I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can. – says every Spider
• Hell is a never-ending Instagram account of a girl who just got a new boyfriend.
• Boss: Are you on drugs? Me: You and I both know I don't make enough money to have a drug problem
• Oh hi, Becky who didn’t kiss me during spin the bottle in 6^th grade and now wants to play Farmville… looks like the tables have turned…
• I wish we could donate body fat to those in need.
• This hangover feels like Quentin Tarantino directed it.

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)