Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, May 19th, 2014:

  • "If you're feeling bored, find a group photo of 4 girls on Instagram, and then comment, "You 3 look great!" Wait and grab popcorn.
  • The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.
  • If there's ever some kind of apocalypse and ketchup packets become the new currency, I'm going to be the king.
  • Be careful John Stamos. You're about 2 yogurt commercials away from being Jamie Lee Curtis.
  • first fart at my new job
  • Damn girl are you a hockey game because you make me want to get drunk and yell at everything