Great Moments in Facebook History: November 21, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, November 21st, 2014:

• What I lack in height, I make up for in kitchen counter climbing ability.
• I told everyone at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I won't have to talk to them.
• I wonder what my dog named me...
• 12 hours into this marathon Netflix stopped asking me if I wanted to continue playing and just quietly asked, "You okay?"
• I'm happy, but not "Oprah just told me to look under my chair" happy.
• I’m sorry for the things I said when I was cold
• This bar doesn’t know it yet, but it’s about to be karaoke night
• The woman I am most likely interested in isn’t at bars or meetup, but at home watching Netflix, and there’s no way I’ll ever meet her

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status)