Great Moments in Facebook History: October 31, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, October 31st, 2014:

• I bet when spiders see those fake green cobwebs on Halloween they must be like “Ugh, tourists”.
• You can learn to hate, and you can learn to spell. But apparently it's one or the other.
• Well son, I yelled "Damn shawty" as your mother walked by on the street and we've been together ever since
• If a tree falls in the woods it should break into a light jog so it looks like it did it on purpose.
• Probably the hardest part about wearing a deep v-neck shirt is having to constantly look down to make sure you're not having sex.
• I really don't care who wins the game of thrones as long as everybody had fun out there.
• Four drinks and I’m using curse words like commas
• If you forget your hook-up’s name, just take them to Starbuck’s in the morning
• Skrillex! It's your cousin Marvin. Marvin Skrillex! Know that sound you've been looking for? I think I found it! *holds phone up to blender*