Great Moments in Facebook History: September 24, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, September 24, 2014:

• Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of a group of grains that could have become beer but didn’t
• Ya, I’ll meet you there. I just have to run home and change my mind.
• After socializing and being nice to people all day it's nice to sit down, drink by myself, and be an a**hole on the Internet.
• My phone just changed, 'calendar' to 'cake radar' and now I really wish I had that.
• No magician can do a trick that impresses me as much as that 'take off my bra and make it appear out of my sleeve' thing that girls do
• Be sure to enunciate when asking to see a policewoman's badge.

(Found on Status Stalker and Funny Status)