Great Moments in Facebook History: September 26, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, September 26th, 2014:

I bet the guy that was looking forward to his next life and came back reincarnated as me is really disappointed.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
I have never been paid for sex, but holy mother of god, there were a few instances when I should have been.
Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza
There is a time and a place for decaf coffee…. Never and in the trash.
Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan, and Darth Vader. He is both Aslan and Zeus…and he punches wolves. Why would you kidnap his family?

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