The blood. The lust. The d*ck jokes. Everything that you love (or hate) about Shakespeare will be respectfully mocked during the Kalamazoo Civic Theatre's Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged)Can three actors perform all of Shakespeare's plays in about an hour-and-a-half? We'll see.

Janet Gover/Kalamazoo Civic Theatre            Pictured from left to right: Dustin Morton, Stefani Bishop, Brian BerHeide

Featuring local talents Dustin Morton D.C. (I don't mean to condescend, but that means Doctor of Chiropractic), Brian Berheide (new to town and in for a good ol' fashioned hazing), and Stefani Bishop (the Igor to Mike McKelly's Dr. Frankenstein on the Rocker Morning Show), those who love Shakespeare will enjoy the show, and those who hate Shakespeare will love it.

Janet Gover/Kalamazoo Civic Theatre                Pictured: Stefani Bishop and Brian Berheide

Tickets for whatever-the-hell-is-going-on-in-the-above-picture are on sale now. Matinee and evening performances run from January 25th through February 9th. Get more information here, and stay tuned for individual cast interviews with Stefani, Brian, Dustin, the robot, the chicken, and Phil on Wheels.

Don't miss this hilarious show.