No Way Is Tom Hanks Moving To Kalamazoo

Earlier this week we saw the article about Star Wars filming in Kalamazoo.  Now we see an article that Tom Hanks is moving to Kalamazoo.  Who are these people and why are they purporting this nonsense.  Which reminds me, I also heard that Jim Carey bought a house in Grand Rapids.

Even though we know these are hoaxes, there's a part of us who do live here that wouldn't be completely surprised that someone like Hanks or Carey would want to live somewhere that's not Hollywood and seems more normal.  We love it here!  Why wouldn't they?  In the meantime, we'll keep seeing the preposterous news stories come along, disregard them, ya know, until one of them is true!!!  Click HERE to read the latest lie.