Stefani is “Stepping Out”

Below is an actual text message conversation between Stefani and me yesterday:

• Stefani (S): Please leave the binder marked "Stepping Out" in the truck.  I don't want to forget it.  Thanks!
• Ramone (R): Yessum.
• R: Hold on...this "stepping out" binder isn't a gay thing, is it?  Like "stepping out of the closet?"
• S: It totally is...Just go with it.  See how you feel...
• R: I smell a blog!
• S: Don't tell Kayla
• R: That you're gay?
• S: That I love to tap dance!
• R: Gross
• S: I know, right?

I know, it doesn't make any sense and I'm as confused as you are, but it's funny.