I would love to see you have them do this, and then jump ship and go over to the SEC or possibly the Big 12. That media issue would quickly fix itself if U of M jumped to the Pac-12 as well.
This person is going to be heavily inebriated on Sundays for roughly the next 24 weeks, so unless you plan on joining him on Sundays, I would just stay away from the house on weekends. It ain't gonna be pretty.