Uber Driver vs Drunk Girl, It’s On

I haven't seen a significant clash between an Uber driver and a customer since the drunk "Taco Bell Guy" tried to beat up the Uber driver and got pepper-sprayed.  Remember that?  What a D-Bag that guy was.  Now it's time for "Uber Driver vs Drunk Girl".

I'm impressed by the fact that the Uber driver shows tremendous restraint.  I don't know about you but it wouldn't take long for the "back-of-the-hand" to make an appearance. How would you have dealt with little miss anger ball?