Alright… Who Disturbed a Tomb?
Dear Southwest Michigan,
What the hell is this? Look at it! Look at it, look at it, LOOK AT IT. This two-inch buggy is on the outer wall of the radio station as I type this.
Which one of you spent your weekend desecrating a sacred tomb? Come on... fess up. Things like this don't surface unless a curse is attached. I suggest that anyone who "might" have taken an amulet, a precious stone, or a rubbing of a cartouche, return your findings immediately.
Update: Listener Jenny K. shared this wiki page about the Giant Water Bug. I think we have a winner. Thanks, Jenny K.!