Having A Rad Mullet Could Win You $500 From This Michigan Business
Hey you. Ya, you. The guy sitting there in your recliner seat. You just cracked open a tall boy Natty Daddy, turned on the NASCAR race, just shoveled a handful of pork rinds down your throat and more than likely just made some kind of sexist remark at a commercial in between laps. What if I told you that your lavish lifestyle could become even MORE lavish just from that beautiful mane you wear a top your skull?
I'm talking about your mullet. You're a part of the STLB club. Business in the front, party in the back. Hey I'm not one to judge, I just calls em like I sees em'. It's about time your "with it" sense of fashion and suave style paid off somehow, you're just lucky one business in Michigan is finally recognizing it. The Bridge Street Exchange, a men’s clothing store in Fenton, is taking applicants for its mullet contest through Tuesday, June 30th.
What are ya waiting for? Head on over to 104 S Leroy Street in Fenton from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Tuesday through Friday and 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Saturday. You may wanna take that Trump 2020 flag off the pickup cause you're gonna wanna speed over there so you don't miss out on the big $500 Grand Prize. That's like... a months worth a' beer.
Plus if you get chosen for the Top 10, you get professional photos taken of yourself (suck it in). This is your chance to show the world that All Mullets Matter and that the world just doesn't know what good looks are about *burp*.