All good things come in threes.  For this Ohio woman, bad things come in threes.

In North Royalton, this stupidity trilogy began with police observing a black Jeep swerving, almost hitting their squad car in road construction.  Part two of this threesome of bad decisions was discovered when the police pulled the single mom over to find that she reeked of booze.  The woman wraps up this triangle of ridiculousness by holding up a taco bell bag and blaming the reckless driving and smell on the bell.

In her defense, evidence of messy eating was found according to Cleveland.com,

The officer said that checked out, as there was shredded cheese all over the center console. At first, the driver refused to get out of Jeep, saying she had two prior drunken-driving convictions and was a single mother.

 

She later failed a sobriety test and the woman told the cops, "I know how this works."  In addition to her third DUI the suspect was charged with driving left of center, not giving full attention and obstructing official business.