Ladies and Gentlemen, there are few things in life that are sincerely on my bucket list. Learning to speak French, playing the cello, and see Machu Picchu. Apart of the last one, this seems like a pretty tame list. But that's because all the stuff I wanted to do as a child is impossible, like:

  • Fight for my very soul from The Goblin King
  • Be a Goonie
  • Gleam the cube

But one thing I CAN do, now, is take a dive in to Scrooge McDuck's money pit. The show DuckTales is returning with new episodes, so in honor of the comeback, you can dive in to a bin filled with 30,000 plastic gold coins. Of course, you have to get out to California to do it, but that's easier than climbing the Andes.