Great Moments in Facebook History: April 6, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, April 6th, 2015:

“I’m definitely going to do that tomorrow.” — Me being delusional
Skinny jeans… making it impossible to look sexy getting undressed since 2007
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he’s too old for it.
Anything you can do, I can do better. Unless it’s being an idiot. In that case, you win
Sometimes my sarcasm is so intense that even I’m not sure if I’m kidding
Why would anyone want to be a vampire when they live forever unable to eat garlic bread? That's some intense eternal torment.
And then Jesus said, “when I come back in three days, I better not see any eggs. I don’t care what you do – hide’em, paint’em, just get rid of them.”