Great Moments in Facebook History: December 16, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, December 16th, 2015:

How many selfies does it take to get to the center of attention?
I saw a guy today at Starbucks. He had no smartphone, tablet or laptop. He just sat there drinking his coffee. Like a psychopath.
I can't wait for self driving cars to come out so I can finally say ; Go home car I'm drunk
The only way to stop Donald Trump is to destroy his Horcuxes. The wig is definitely one. If you need me I’ll be finding the other six.
If a clown farts, does it smell funny?