Great Moments in Facebook History: January 18, 2016

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, January 18th, 2016:

Relationship status - Is anybody looking for US citizenship?
What's the age cutoff for bringing chicken nuggets to dinner because you don't like the food?
154 U.S. Walmarts are going to close, reducing their total number of open checkout lanes by 6.
I think for next season's "Survivor" they should take 16 congressmen and make them get jobs in the private sector.
Relationship Status: Hoping my street gets plowed.