Great Moments in Facebook History: March 11, 2016

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, March 11th, 2016:

I can't wait till St.Patricks Day....!!! The one day a year I can eat lucky charms dowsed in green beer for breakfast and my wife can't say crap.....
For all those guys wearing skinny jeans....I believe you took the phrase "getting into her pants" the wrong way.
Trying to learn Mandarin Chinese but the amount of money I'm spending on fortune cookies is getting ridiculous.
Life is like soccer because my Mom signed me up for it and expects me to try my best even though I absolutely hate f*cking soccer.
With all this talk of adding Puerto Rico as the 51^st state, I feel like our new goal number should be 53 states. A prime number. “One nation, indivisible…”