Great Moments in Facebook History: March 7, 2016

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, March 7th, 2016:

The Bachelor is the show that answers the question "How much wine do you have to drink until the guy making out with twenty different women seems like he'd make a good husband?"
Selfie sticks are this generation's fanny packs...
In West Philadelphia born and raised on the playground is where I spent most of my days... picked on a tall, skinny kid, just once. Never saw him again!
Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. But with your help, we can put a well in their home village.... Hi,, I'm Sarah McLachlan
[At the Border] Officer: “You American?”... Me: “Deep”... *Officer squints*... Me: “Fried”... *squints harder*... Me: “Guns”... "Welcome back, Sir."