Great Moments in Facebook History: September 16, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media.  Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, September 16th, 2015:

• I like how Movies will warn you "May not be suitable for all audiences". But what they really need is a "May not be suitable to watch with people who constantly ask questions about movies" rating.
• I think the winner should aspire to greater things than a chicken dinner...
• I'd be so much more successful if some of my ancestors had just married better.
• If Coca-Cola REALLY cared about the obesity problem they'd put cocaine back in their recipe.
• (Robert D.): I believe in living dangerously, like eating a scoop of Ben & Jerry's and leaving the rest for later. Editor's note: I do not believe in living dangerously
• I tried to charge my book the other day but I couldn't because my friend was charging his cigarette.
• I make one mistake and my pharmacist now adds "by mouth" on the prescription label.

(Found on Status Stalker, Postrandomonium, TJsHome)