Great Moments in Facebook History: September 11, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, September 11th, 2015:

Maybe Van Gogh cut his ear off because someone traveled back in time and whispered a Taylor Swift song in it.
We built this city on rock n roll, and BTW… The streets have no names. The midnight train only goes to Georgia. Every stairway climbs to heaven.. *this town is a wreck.
Nothing describes my love life more than watching a declawed cat trying to scratch the sofa
My roommate is 3 days younger than me so ive gotten in the habit of saying “when I was your age..” and then describing what I did 3 days ago
New app idea: an alarm clock that sends a (d) pick to your mum if you don’t wake up
Somebody angry about the Latinization of L.A. just wrote to tell me he fears the city will end up with a “Hispanic sounding name”…