Great Moments in Facebook History: September 30, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, September 30th, 2015:

Any room is a panic room if you've had four cups of coffee and a breakfast burrito…
If you've spent more than ten seconds fondling and sniffing a fruit or vegetable you need to buy it otherwise it's disrespectful
It used to be called "House Depot" until they filled it with love.
(Benjamin Hooper): A FedEx guy just tried to deliver a pair of Ugg boots to my house by accident. Do you think it was because I was eating pumpkin-flavored Greek yogurt? ‪#‎whitegirlproblems ‪#‎notevenawhitegirl
(John Kazmarek): I think movies and TV may have given me unreasonable expectations for females. Not aesthetically, I mean I just can't see myself with someone who hasn't saved the world at least once.