Portage Library's Bad Poetry Night was Friday. Participants were invited to either read good poetry badly, recite some plain 'ole bad poetry, or, if you were feeling extra brave, read a bad poem of your own.

Attendees will never forget the original piece "Chandeliers of Love."

I know I won't.

My choice of poem came from a man named Carlos Estevez, or, as he's commonly referred to, Charlie Sheen.

I brought my trusty bottle of Tiger's Blood along, as it does not naturally pump through my veins.

Stefani Bishop

In case you're wondering, as you watch this video, the rubber chicken on the podium was the First Place Trophy.  We were all taking this very seriously.  Here's how it went...