Great Moments in Facebook History: August 3, 2016

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, August 3rd, 2016:

I have a pretty big ass, so when I half ass something you're still getting something impressive.
I also think it's adorable how their putting jokes on the sides of snacks now. .. Like listen to this one, ,,"serving size 3 cookies "
We all wish Bond movies should give out a more realistic view of how long it takes valet parking to fetch your car.
When I talk to myself,,, it's probably medically classified as Tourette's.
My autocorrect just changed "hiatus" to "hi anus" on this email subject line to my boss, so I guess I don't work here anymore.