Great Moments in Facebook History: May 16, 2016

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, May 16th, 2016:

Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.
A “Tap Out” sticker on your mini van still makes it a mini van.
Ever notice most of the Graduates of the University of Phoenix go on to do great things, like commercials for the University of Phoenix.
If I worked at Starbucks, I'd ask for your name then write it on the cup with quotation marks like I don't believe you.
Nothing good ever goes down behind beaded curtains.