My Love/Hate with Tuna Fish

Thanks to Iron Man 3, I've been on this big tuna fish sandwich kick.  I never ate the stuff growing up, but after I saw Iron Man 3, I started eating it.  It's not because Tony Stark eats it, it's because he mentioned "tuna fish sandwich" in the movie, and for some reason, that got my taste buds going.

Now, here's my problem with tuna: because I've been eating so much tuna, my pee smells like tuna.  One would think that would detract me from eating tuna, but actually, it has the opposite effect.  I eat tuna, my pee smells like tuna, and now I crave more tuna, and the cycle begins again.

These are the daily struggles I have to endure.