Watch This Husband Convince His Wife That They Cooked a Pregnant Turkey
The dude let her get all worked up and sad that they just cooked up a mother and its unborn child, while they all sit and pretend to ponder how that could have happened.
They only let it go on for a few minutes before reminding her turkeys do not, in fact, push out fully-formed babies but actually lay eggs.
And they say women "belong in the kitchen"...
(Please don't take that last part seriously, it was definitely a joke, anyone can cook. We do support women.)