Great Moments in Facebook History: August 26, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media.  Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, August 26, 2015:

• It's not a real relationship until their zip code is in your Weather Channel app.
• Netflix should offer a big-spinning-wheel to help couples choose a movie to watch.
• Kanye said he is an intellectual who doesn't read books. Which I get because I am an an athlete that rarely moves.
• Why hasn't anyone invented a button next to the snooze which emails your boss to say you're gonna be late?
• I like how automatic doors just get out of my way. I wish more inanimate objects seemed scared of me.
• So now that oil is so cheap… maybe we should start drilling for black printer ink.
• I just deleted all the German contacts from my phone. It's now Hans free.