Great Moments in Facebook History: February 15, 2016

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, February 15th, 2016:

If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I'd never be bored again.
It's always good to announce your break-up via Facebook. It's the easiest way to let her friends know you're available.
According to maxipad commercials, all women are full of blue windshield washer fluid...
Don't you just want to write on some people's Facebook wall, "You peaked in high school."
I have a midget friend. He's epileptic and makes pizzas for a living. I call him "Little Seizures." I'm going to h3ll