Great Moments in Facebook History: January 6, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, January 6th, 2015:

It's amazing how many pedestrians confuse right-of-way with immortality.
My clothing style today will be (crap) I'm running late, with accessories from the (crap) its cold collection, with a hint of I don't give a (crap).
I just found my old Boom Box. Anyone have 56 D-batteries I can borrow
Steven Tyler's mic stand has so many scarves on it that I always thought he was just screaming at Johnny Depp and trying to strangle him.
If you can't tell the difference between delivery and digiorno, there's a good chance you've been fooled by a tranny once or twice as well.