Great Moments in Facebook History: March 2, 2016

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, March 2nd, 2016:

I love food, napping on the couch, and getting super excited about car rides, I'm basically a golden retriever.
I'm in a good place right now. Not emotionally....just that I'm at the liquor store.
Answering your cell when you don't recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.
I really think my life would be a lot better if my fitness app would just lower its standards
"What kind of a sick freak would have a painting of a postman being sodomised by a donkey?"... "That's a Rorschach ink blot test.".... "Ummm, a what?"