Great Moments in Facebook History: October 16, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, October 16th, 2015:

I was at a funeral today and I asked the priest for the WiFi password. "Have some respect for the dead!" he said. "Okay," I replied. "Is that all lower case without spaces?"
I hate snakes, mainly because they have no feet- you could say I am lack-toes intolerant...
Me: Honey, it’s really muggy out today.
Wife: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m leaving you.
Me: *sips coffee from bowl*
Sorry home of sexuals only men can handle this
I hate it when people say 'You don't need alcohol to have fun.' You don't need shoes to walk on gravel, but they help.