Great Moments in Facebook History: October 5, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, October 5th, 2015:

Just found a new app that tells you which of your friends and family are racist, it is called facebook.
It’s like I was put on this earth so unstable people have somebody to date.
What's it called when you always have a sweet tooth, but it's only for booze?
Coworker asked me to lunch and I didn't have the heart to say no so I planted drugs in his desk and got him fired.
So apparently in a job interview, if the interviewer asks you to choose one word that describes you, the correct answer is not "fergalicious"
*wakes up from 2 year coma surrounded by friends & family Where's my phone?