Breakfast of Champions

They got me... those adorable little sprites in their green uniforms and decorated sashes.  Yes, I'm talking about the Girl Scouts.  They were set up between the double-doors of a local Walgreens.  I had popped in for ONE item, but seeing the colorful boxes of deliciousness they had stacked was too much for me to resist.  "I'll take a box of Samoas, and a box of Trefoils," I said, handing my cash to a bespectacled, pig-tailed little cherub.  After all, I'm helping her learn goal setting, decision making, and money management, right?

I proceeded to eat an entire sleeve of Trefoils for breakfast.  If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.  So, my question, dear readers, is if I paired the cookies with milk, does that make it a balanced breakfast?