Someone Got Pooped All Over At Electric Forest In Michigan
You never know exactly what you're going to see when you go to a music festival, especially one where there's a distinct possibility that there will be some pretty hardcore drug use. You never want anyone to have a bad time or go through a "bad trip," but those things tend to happen when you don't take care of yourself. But what happens if say, someone inadvertently poops all over you? That's not something the normal concert-goers are prepared for.
Whoever pooped on my friend… at the Sherwood stage show just now (Pretty sure one of two on shoulders near us. Very tall people and there's poop all down my friend) like wtf man.. but you good? Just not very cool and pretty rank. He not only got poop on his arm but a new $90 vendor shirt he happily got compliments on all day. Had to abandon his hiking shoes too because they too, got poop on them. He’s bummed.