Fox to Remake Rocky Horror: How I’d Cast It
I'm sure you've heard by now that Fox has plans to remake Rocky Horror Picture Show. Since Hollywood has clearly run out of original ideas, I'm going to let this one slide... on the condition that I get to play casting director:
Janet Weiss: Amanda Seyfried
Brad Majors: DJ Qualls
Magenta: Emma Stone
Riff-Raff: Eddie Redmayne
Columbia: Emma Watson
Eddie: Tyler Labine
Rocky: Joe Manganiello
Dr. Scott: Anthony Head
The Expert: Morgan Freeman
...and last (but not least)