Fox to Remake Rocky Horror: How I’d Cast It

I'm sure you've heard by now that Fox has plans to remake Rocky Horror Picture Show. Since Hollywood has clearly run out of original ideas, I'm going to let this one slide... on the condition that I get to play casting director:

Janet Weiss: Amanda Seyfried

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 Brad Majors: DJ Qualls

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Magenta: Emma Stone

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Riff-Raff: Eddie Redmayne

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Columbia: Emma Watson

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Eddie: Tyler Labine

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Rocky: Joe Manganiello

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 Dr. Scott: Anthony Head

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The Expert: Morgan Freeman

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...and last (but not least)

Dr. Frank-n-Furter: Benedict Cumberbatch

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