I'm sure you've heard by now that Fox has plans to remake Rocky Horror Picture Show. Since Hollywood has clearly run out of original ideas, I'm going to let this one slide... on the condition that I get to play casting director:

 

Janet Weiss: Amanda Seyfried

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 Brad Majors: DJ Qualls

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Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images
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Magenta: Emma Stone

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Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images
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Riff-Raff: Eddie Redmayne

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Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images
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Columbia: Emma Watson

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Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images
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Eddie: Tyler Labine

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Photo by Michael Buckner/Getty Images
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Rocky: Joe Manganiello

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Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images
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 Dr. Scott: Anthony Head

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Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images
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The Expert: Morgan Freeman

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Photo by Gustavo Caballero/Getty Images
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...and last (but not least)

Dr. Frank-n-Furter: Benedict Cumberbatch

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