Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media.  Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for yesterday, Wednesday, April 22nd, 2015:

  • I hate when I lose things at school like my pen and self-motivation.
  • Just spent 15 mins searching for my phone in my car, using my phone as a flashlight.
  • Today I found out that my son is not really gay.  He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML.
  • Not everyone understands my laundry method.  It's simple.  If it's clean, it's on the floor.  If it's dirty, it's on the floor over there.
  • The reason dogs howl at the moon is because that is where they are from and they miss it, next question.
  • How is it that when you are dead and a zombie you can rip open a man’s ribcage, but when you are alive you struggle with a bag of chips?
  • My life is just like a Disney movie, one time I ate spaghetti in an alley.








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